Evan Dorkin ([info]evandorkin) wrote,
@ 2008-04-24 00:41:00
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Entry tags:happy fuck me, milk and cheese, my brilliant career, nycc, who cares

How I Spent My Birthdays
When we realized last week that we had to cancel going to NYCC, we also realized that my birthday was not only going to be spent at a friend's wedding, but at home working on the overdue Milk and Cheese strip which was currently ruining our schedule and lives. Emily was really looking forward to my birthday, more than I was myself -- for her, it was a day out, for me, a step closer to oblivion. In order to not disappoint her, we began to tell her that my birthday was this past Tuesday, rather than the actual date. We figured we'd be done with the strip on Monday, drop dead for the rest of the day, and take her out to celebrate the following day. So, my birthday was Sunday, but for Emily's sake, it was Tuesday. 

Unfortunately, after we got back home from the wedding on Sunday night, I ended up working for the next 23 hours, fairly straight, to finish up the strip, which I'd already put some marathons into the previous week ( I remember back in the day Bob Burden telling me to do more Milk and Cheese strips because they were "easy", and looking over the first few year's worth of strips, I see what he meant. They are awful-looking affairs whose charm escapes me at this point in time. Only a decrepit market such as the Direct One could have allowed that ugly collection of pen scratches to become semi-successful. But anyway...). I ended up staying awake for about 34 hours all told from Sunday afternoon to Monday evening, finishing the troubled strip up hours later than expected or desired, and blowing the second deadline offered up by my editor. Hurrah.

Sarah then had to pull a marathon coloring session, allowing the strip to go out Tuesday afternoon. Unfortunately, this meant that going out for my birthday was a no-go. We somehow convinced Emily that my birthday was not yesterday, but today (always fun to lie to the kiddies).  Okay, then, birthday number three was set, at least. I expected to sleep for many hours, but awoke, I thought, at 6 a.m or thereabouts according to the alarm clock. I couldn't fall back to sleep, so I got up and had some toast and read for while, before seeing the clock on the stove, which let me know that it was actually sometime after 1 a.m. Disoriented and stressed out by recent events, I stayed up another three hours.

Exciting reading, eh, folks? Wait, it gets duller.

Today, I found out that the library talk/workshop on comics that I agreed to give a few weeks ago was scheduled not for 4 pm on Thursday, as I deadline-drunkenly thought, but at 4 pm on my latest "birthday". Huzzah. This was an event put together by folks associated with NYCC, or something like that, it was spottily organized as far as I could see, with no web presence or real promotion of any kind. Basically, some cartoonists were asked to show up at local NY Public Library branches and give a talk about comics. Blah blah blah, stupidly, I agreed, because what I need to do is schedule more things in my week that cost me time and money when I'm already late on stuff and have the cash flow of an anemic dandelion. Huzzah.

So, our plans were canceled once again, and Emily took the news hard. We hurriedly ran to the post office to pick up a pile of mail and send out some things that had needed to go out days ago, then bought groceries to replace our depleted stocks, then drove back home where I tossed together a batch of artwork and xeroxes and paper and drawing supplies to impress the three or four kids who would doubtless show up to hear the local schmuck nobody talk and angle for freebies. I usually get about two to five kids at these things, the result of smart parents realizing they could get an hour or two's worth of free daycare while they plopped down elsewhere and slept or chatted away on their phones.

Anyhow, I show up at the Richmondtown branch a few minutes late, only to be met by a blank stare from the librarian staff. They had no idea I was coming, had not heard of the talk, had not been contacted by anyone either at NYCC, the folks organizing the events, or their main office. They had received no flyers. Huh. Zah.

I called Sarah to make sure I wasn't nuts and that the NYPL website really did have a listing for the event (which is how I found out the talk was Wed and not Thursday, as my lizard brain thought). The librarians checked as well. The site mentioned the appearance, but nonetheless the branch was never notified, and there was nothing to be done. The only people who showed up was a friend of mine from my high school/D&D days, who brought his daughter to get some books while he was saying hello to the loser. I was asked if I would stay a while in case anyone showed up, the event having been mentioned in the Staten Island Advance, hidden in the body of an article on NYCC , which I was interviewed for (back when I thought Sarah and I were going to the show, and I'd be doing my Saturday signing). I sat in the rather large Community Room with my friend and his daughter, a community of three. Nobody else showed up. My friend's daughter was tired of listening to her father and his loser friend talk over old times, and they left to find some books for her. I spoke to the head librarian at the branch, and I agreed to do a workshop in the summer that we could organize properly without the help of the comic book industry.

I bought a Carvel cake and went home feeling on top of the bottom of the world, wondering why I agreed to do the talk in the first place, why I agreed to do the summer workshop since these things are usually a bust for me even when folks know about them, wondering why I couldn't just belt out a simple two-page dumb-ass strip about Furries, and why I don't just get a job somewhere with benefits and spend my nights watching movies and getting drunk.

We ate some cake, I was in a mood, we played Hi Ho Cherrio with Emily, and I couldn't sleep after a few hours so I typed up this jagoff kvetch report. Tomorrow we make a go of my sort-of-fourth birthday this week. I expect a hailstorm of fire ants on top of a mild earthquake that only affects our possessions followed by a hold-up and the car breaking down in New Jersey. We shall see.

The Milk and Cheese strip goes live on the DHC MySpace page May 7th. Unless I'm wrong and no one told DHC I was coming.

Huzzah.

 



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Carvel, huh?
[info]trooper221
2008-04-24 05:46 am UTC (link)
Fudgie the Whale or Cookiepuss?

Happy Birthdays anyway. Hope things get a bit better in this year.

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Re: Carvel, huh?
[info]evandorkin
2008-04-24 05:53 am UTC (link)
Emily wants to "buy me" a Fudgie the Whale, we'll probably have that for Father's Day. So I have that to look forward to, at least. Never had a Whale of a Dad cake or a CP. Or a Cookie O' Puss. Or Witchie the Witch, or Dumpy the Pumpkin (or whatever his name was), or Thinny Thin, for fattie fats like Tom Carvel.

I did have the CP plush toy, which Officer Pat Miller gave me back in the day.

I did not have the Beastie Boys Cookie Puss single.

Edited at 2008-04-24 05:54 am UTC

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Re: Carvel, huh?
[info]trooper221
2008-04-24 06:00 am UTC (link)
If Cookie Puss was an alien, was Cookie O'Puss an Irish alien? An intergalactic leprechaun of some sort?

I didn't have the beastie boys single either.

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Re: Carvel, huh?
[info]evandorkin
2008-04-24 06:09 am UTC (link)
Shhh. They don't want people to remember that he was "C.P., the Celestial Person".

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[info]trooper221
2008-04-24 06:16 am UTC (link)
There should be Chtulhu ice cream cakes. Black licorice tentacles and gumball eyes. mmm....

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[info]mr_sadhead
2008-04-24 02:05 pm UTC (link)
There's always room for Cthulhu!

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[info]heroine68
2008-04-24 06:02 am UTC (link)
D:

Dude that sucks. I'd wish you a happy birthday, but...maybe next year.

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[info]evandorkin
2008-04-24 06:10 am UTC (link)
I doubt it, but thanks.

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[info]kingtycoon
2008-04-24 01:07 pm UTC (link)
Happy birthday Evan. Watch out for that pesky dog.

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[info]mr_sadhead
2008-04-24 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Happy bidet to you!

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[info]chaos_are_me
2008-04-24 02:14 pm UTC (link)
Aw, but you're still always in my list of "favorite comic book writer/artists," I just want you to know.
I buzzed my head last night, you'll like it. It hearkens back to your pirate corp$ days, I think. I don't think it will cheer you up, but maybe it will entertain you when you're feeling better (especially since I'm an xx not an xy, and there aren't a lot of us 'round where I am with hair like this).
Ska will never die. Not on my watch. Happy belated birthday.

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[info]craigjclark
2008-04-24 03:45 pm UTC (link)
I figured you had been quiet lately for a reason and that's several reasons all rolled into one.

Happy birthday, anyway.

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[info]tormentedartist
2008-04-24 05:59 pm UTC (link)
For what it is worth happy birthday. I'm sorry that you have been having such a shitty time lately.

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[info]puberty_rocks
2008-04-24 09:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm giving myself an hour to illustrate this. Watch this space.

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[info]puberty_rocks
2008-04-25 12:19 am UTC (link)

birthday present! (click the stubble)

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[info]evandorkin
2008-04-25 05:47 am UTC (link)
I wish I had a Popeye calender.

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[info]puberty_rocks
2008-04-25 06:21 am UTC (link)
Now we know what to get you for next year.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-25 06:19 pm UTC (link)
I like that Evan has a Flaming Carrot cell phone.

What? He doesn't? Now *I* know what to get him for his birthday next year.

But "Hi Ho Cherrio"? Get this kid Candyland, f'Chrissakes!

(BTW, there's a quick but funny rundown on the NYCC on today's BoingBoing TV videocast. My best friend of 21 years is one of the RotJ Speederbike Scouts at the 3:36 mark.)

Ken A.

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[info]evandorkin
2008-04-25 09:06 pm UTC (link)
She already has Candyland, fer chrissakes. Now siddown.

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Happy Birthday!
[info]sugarsugarnono
2008-04-25 05:18 am UTC (link)


Kim Kardashian and Boba Fett (& me) wish you a happy birthday. (This is an exclusive screenshot of Boba Fett's lair from the new Star Wars game, The Force Unleashed.)

As for the library thing, the Richmond town branch of the NYPL is one of the nicest libraries on Staten Island. It, like, has the largest selection of Harlequin romance novels. (The only form of literature that is important.)

Don't worry about missing comic-con. I thought it was very rude and...(religious...ist?) of the comic-con people to have it on passover weekend. Seders > comics, duh!




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Re: Happy Birthday!
[info]evandorkin
2008-04-25 06:05 am UTC (link)
From what I understand that was the only date they could get for the show. I can believe that. Comic shows, even large ones, are usually low geek on the expo totem pole. I've been to a number of conventions that were held on holidays or competed with larger events in town because the promoters could only nail down unwanted/leftover/sucker dates. Mother's Day, Father's Day, 4th of July, Passover, Easter, etc, I've done those shows.

As a non-practicing, non-believing Jew who has been to seders that ended in arguments and tears, it doesn't/didn't bother me one bit. But I realize some folks were upset by this choice of dates.

I really don't believe NYC promoters of much of anything go out of their way to offend religious or even non-religious Jews, not in this town. I believe even neo-nazi rally organizers try to make sure they're not booking NYC over the Jewish holidays so as not to offend members of the tribe. I also don't think the NYCC folks thought, "Passover, brilliant, we don't need all that money from the Jews, what are there, a few dozen in the tri-state area, tops? And there aren't any Jew creators, right? Screw 'em, we gotta make sure we get Passover for this thing, it's the best thing for us for sure."

I'm just saying. Somebody gets stuck with Passover at the Jacob Javitz center. Why not comics?

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[info]prickvixen
2008-04-25 06:02 am UTC (link)
That was an awesome story.

Is Tom Carvel still drawing breath? I'm on the west coast now and don't keep up on these things.

Oh, and happy birthday.

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[info]evandorkin
2008-04-25 06:08 am UTC (link)
Ol' velvety-voiced Tom was buried in layers of crunchy chocolate bits a bunch of years ago.

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-25 06:47 pm UTC (link)
I'm glad you and Sarah support eachother so well though. I envy you Mr. Dorkin, but I hope for the best for your future still. Don't stop doing what you do.

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[info]patrickdean
2008-04-25 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Good Lord, I got an ulcer just reading that.

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[info]odessasteps
2008-04-26 02:30 am UTC (link)

There was a Carvel Ice Cream discussion on a radio station in Miami this week. The host thought Carvel was only local down there. Fool he is, the obviously expanded to South Florida because of all the NYC transplants.

Assuming it's true, the Wiki entry for Tom Carvel and Carvel Ice cream is pretty interesting.

Happy Days After Birthday, Evan. Maybe I'll shoot you guys some luchas as a beleated gift.

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[info]puberty_rocks
2008-04-26 05:14 am UTC (link)
...

All this discussion of Carvel has that stupid 80's Carvel commerical stuck in my head now.

(link for those who want stupid jingles stuck in their head)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gT9fsjfixqQ&feature=related

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Piece of...
(Anonymous)
2008-04-26 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I still like my birthday cakes to have Cartoons on them - not those figurines - frosting-painted cakes. Charlie Brown, Ducktales, The Ghostbusters logo, Jokey Smurf...There are pictures.

I would like to taste Battenburg cake (essentially a souped-up pound cake, I imagine) but I've got crap bakeries in my neighborhood. Any NYC that serve nice Battenburg?

Joe Adorno

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(Anonymous)
2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Geez, after that story I don't know if "Happy Birthday" really applies.
Perhaps "Congratulations on surviving your birthday" would be more appropriate?
"Kudos on a non-fatal 43rd?"

Anyway. Belated best wishes. However big a CF it was, you did have your wife and daughter to celebrate it with.

Paul

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